What is your battle cry?
Prowling along the freeway, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Akechi-bellflower! And she gives a cruel bellow:
“I’m going to pound you into your own personal hell!”
Stalking through the plains, wielding a thorned whip, cometh Gilgamesh’s Gold Bar! And he gives a gutteral scream:
“I’m going to use you like a hand puppet!!”
1. Yea, verily. Who is that, rampaging out of the freeway! It is Nichole, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a booming howl, her voice cometh:
“I’m going to torment you until your mom feels it in her womb!”
2. Hark! Who is that, sprinting amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is Theroyalstranger, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She bellows apocalyptically:
“I’m going to spank you to the moon and back!”
Running along the terrain, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh Button-pusher! And she gives a bloodthirsty roar:
“I’m going to flog you until you bleed puke, and hijack your momma’s airplane!!”
Striding through the icy wasteland, carrying a mighty sword, cometh Yourstraysheep! And he gives a booming bellow:
“I’m going to fuck you for such a long time, you will not be able to see straight!!!”
Yea, verily: Who is that, running along the candy store! It is trishs-fountain-of-bullshit, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She bellows mightily:
“I’m going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !”
Sprinting across the wasteland, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Chocopie! And she gives a booming cry:
“I’m going to fuck you harder than God thought possible, and grin like a fucking maniac!!”
Skulking over the terrain, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Shoryukens! And she gives a spectacular howl:
“I’m going to fuck you until you have puppies!”
Skulking over the hotel lobby, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Kyupah! And she gives an ominous cry:
“I’m seriously going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!”
(Source: chantillyxlacey)
